{"id":86,"date":"2007-04-02T00:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T07:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/waffledaily.wordpress.com\/2007\/04\/02\/haiku-for-a-sunday-dessert"},"modified":"2011-05-29T09:55:04","modified_gmt":"2011-05-29T16:55:04","slug":"haiku-for-a-sunday-dessert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dailywaffle.com\/stage1\/haiku-for-a-sunday-dessert\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku for a Sunday Dessert"},"content":{"rendered":"

As everyone knows, pudding comes in a box with a 5-letter logo starting w\/ the letter ‘J’. Except when you go to your cupboard and there’s no box. Wha- what? No box? Oh man, I’m *not* going to the store, just for pudding. And not just cause gas is $3.50 a gallon.<\/p>\n

Wait, wasn’t there a recipe <\/a>in Everyday Food? Oh wait, I think that was a year ago. Better go dig it out. How hard could it be?<\/p>\n

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\nWhisk together sugar, cornstarch and salt. Add milk by a few tablespoons at a time. Stir in egg yolks. Cook over medium heat until one big bubble comes up and the mixture is thickened.<\/p>\n

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\nStrain through a mesh strainer. Add butter and vanilla – voila!<\/p>\n

Pudding from a box
\nAin’t Got Nothing on Homemade
\nHurry make it now!<\/p>

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As everyone knows, pudding comes in a box with a 5-letter logo starting w\/ the letter ‘J’. Except when you go to your cupboard and there’s no box. Wha- what? No box? Oh man, I’m *not* going to the store, just for pudding. And not just cause gas is $3.50 a gallon. 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